We all know that too much Botox can freeze the forehead, making it abnormally smooth even when it shouldn’t be. The forehead has got to give a bit when actively smiling or frowning, since it’s part of a natural facial expression. Another symptom of too much Botox is a waxy complexion. And this explains why “power massaging” has become the latest craze south of the border (we haven’t really found anything comparable up here).

Botox fans are getting their faces massaged to improve the tone of their paralyzed muscles, giving it the workout that Botox has deprived it of. This also boosts blood circulation, which achieves a dewy glow that is often lost with too much Botox.

The deep tissue massage is performed by hand and includes a facial. Apparently, celebrities Kate Moss and Liz Hurley are big fans (although I don’t think they’ve ever admitted to getting Botox’ed). How about Nicole Kidman?